Showing posts with label tips. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tips. Show all posts

Meet the Plastics

Thursday, February 17, 2011

The Plastics are those people who pretend to like you when they actually don't. In my 20 years of life I've come to meet them all. Not one by one but all of them in one place.

Allow me to introduce the first plastic!


1. The Ultra Sensitive Gay with Sub Par work Performance and Super Sensitive Ego!
I guess the name says it all. This type of plastic will lure you into believing that He is all too good with his sensitive side. Once you see pass through that you'll see the evil beneath his eyes.! Mind you it took me 1 year and 6 months to figure this out.

2. The UGLY Damsel in Distress with Super Flirtatious Claws.
I never really liked this girl right from the start.I knew then on that she is up to NO good. But I still give her the chance to get to know her... and I was right!

3. The Vivacious Hunk with a killer smile.
This one is kinda hard. I was led on to believing that he actually cared but he really don't. He made me believe that we are friends and with that killer smile. I don't know! I am so dead!

4. The Evil Do Good-er!
This one is the hardest! This type could actually kill you. He will not just say things but actually do good things to you. He will kill you with his kindness. Do some errands and once he had your trust and all. He will drop you off like a hot potato.


Have you ever been with this type of People?? I have and that really Hurts.....

Politics Woes!

Monday, April 12, 2010

Have You chosen who to vote for this coming election? Not yet, Well you're like me... I haven't hit bull's eye yet. Haven't found someone close to perfect, fitting to be our next PRESIDENT. I don't want to name drop but I have some pointers to help us out in choosing one. This might be confusing.


1. Actions speak louder than words. This is an old cliche but always true. For some ex presidents never get to fulfill all their promises.

2. Never vote for someone who always says " Ipinapangako ko, Gagawan natin ng paraan, Titingnan natin. Words commonly used by  promise breakers.


3. A common business principle. "Kung magkano ang ipinuhunan ay yun din ang kikitain at may interest pa". So never zero in for someone who spends much on ads. These are very costly people.


4. Don't ever go for someone who is popular. Popularity doesn't mean anything.


5. Vote with your conscience after all its our future that is at stake.

Blind Dates Anyone?

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Have you ever had a blind date dilemma? I have been into a lot of it. Way back in college I had a friend who keep on tryin to get me hitched with some random guy. I give him a perfect 10 for effort but I only went out to see 1 guy. It's not really my thing. I let things fall into their places.

Blind dates could be a train wreck or a Perfect date. So here are my tips on how to avoid a train wreck date.


1. Never go out with someone you just met online or a perfect stranger.
2. Meet him in a place where there's a lot of people. (not a market place ok)
3. Tyra once said in her talkshow that " you should choose a restaurant where the food is fast but not a fastfood" I suggest try a Japanese restaurant. Coz if something goes wrong, you can easily walkout of it.
4. Try to look bright and shiny but not too shiny and bright.
5. Enjoy


If all else fail, Shut it down

Earth Hour

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Tonight I am Electing Earth Against Global Warming. By turning off your Lights tonight you can help the cause......

Proper Jeepney Etiquette

Monday, January 26, 2009

Want to know how to behave right while commuting a jeepney? Well I've got some tips for you so to help you fit in and chill inside the country's national ride..


1. When inside the jeepney, please stop staring at your co-passengers. It is really rude. Just take a picture it will last longer.

2. Please stop flashing your fancy cellphones. We get it, you are one social climbing person who saved up a year of your salary just to buy that phone.

3. When you accidentally step on a fellow passenger's toes, please be considerate enough to apologize! It's a public transportation..everybody deserves respect!

4. If you are a girl with a long hair. Please tie it up so that the person beside won't be able to have a free taste of your long hair everytime the wind blows.

5. Please don't talk so loud, the one beside you is not deaf and people around you are not interested with what you are talking about.

6. Place your hands where everybody can see it because if they can't see it, they might think your doing something else. Like snatching (duh)

7. If you're a guy, please don't try to squeeze in especially if the girl beside you is hot, its really rude. Be careful you might get an uninvited boner. Lol

8. If you are on a relationship, please avoid doing some PDA. People don't want a public free show. Just get a room okay.

9. I really hate this behavior, there are people who wont reach for someone's fare. Please pass that fare or just ride a taxi.

10. Please pay up. A jeepney is not a carnival ride. No free ride please.

So that's it...

Ride and enjoy...