Monday, January 26, 2009

Proper Jeepney Etiquette

Want to know how to behave right while commuting a jeepney? Well I've got some tips for you so to help you fit in and chill inside the country's national ride..


1. When inside the jeepney, please stop staring at your co-passengers. It is really rude. Just take a picture it will last longer.

2. Please stop flashing your fancy cellphones. We get it, you are one social climbing person who saved up a year of your salary just to buy that phone.

3. When you accidentally step on a fellow passenger's toes, please be considerate enough to apologize! It's a public transportation..everybody deserves respect!

4. If you are a girl with a long hair. Please tie it up so that the person beside won't be able to have a free taste of your long hair everytime the wind blows.

5. Please don't talk so loud, the one beside you is not deaf and people around you are not interested with what you are talking about.

6. Place your hands where everybody can see it because if they can't see it, they might think your doing something else. Like snatching (duh)

7. If you're a guy, please don't try to squeeze in especially if the girl beside you is hot, its really rude. Be careful you might get an uninvited boner. Lol

8. If you are on a relationship, please avoid doing some PDA. People don't want a public free show. Just get a room okay.

9. I really hate this behavior, there are people who wont reach for someone's fare. Please pass that fare or just ride a taxi.

10. Please pay up. A jeepney is not a carnival ride. No free ride please.

So that's it...

Ride and enjoy...

Sunday, January 25, 2009

things i dont understand about my mom

1. why does she have to nag before giving me money. its really irritating to my ears every time she does that. and its a total waste of time because after all the nagging she's gonna give it anyway so why nag??

2. why do i have to ask permission everytime i go out. look im already 21 and im still not allowed to go out at night on saturdays.. look mom im the only 21 years old gay virgin these days.. and that sucks...this is why sneaking out existed and i love it... the fear of getting caught makes the partying all worth it..

3. Every time i confide a secret at her and uses it against me. like its not fair coz everytime i tell her something that she's not allowed to tell she'll use that to blackmail me... so mom watch out imma blackmail u too... in time

4. why am i not allowed to be late when she is always 30 minutes late everytime we see each other. this is really unfair because she hates it everytime i made her wait but when im late its another long nagging time...

5. All she does best is worrying. she worries all the time . every minute every day she checks up on me and asks if i have eaten or not. and tells me not to go home late.. blah blah blah.. aw that sucks right.


Look i don't really hate my mom... these are the things i actually love about her...


ttys
lorre

Thursday, January 22, 2009

That Big IDK....

Just this morning I tried to apply for a job at the call center and I never Hesitated to go to the most prestigious call center here in Cebu.(Ambitious) Then As the interview started, the HR asked me a lot of questions and I think I answered them very well.

She asked me about myself, my strength and weaknesses, Which is very typical. As I was describing myself which took me a minute or so, she cut me off and asked me.


WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF A CALL CENTER JOB?
and I said...


IDK...


Believe me I was so shocked too when Ive said that...
Their are words that are better off unsaid.. and I guess IDK is one of those words...
It took me hours to realize what I have said and to realize why I never get that job.
I don't know If I can still go through all that same anxiety of applying for a job again...



Well anyway.. Maybe Call Center Job is not for me...

Saturday, January 03, 2009

My DAY



Just got a year older and it makes me wonder why we had to grow old when its our birthday. Wish it was Just a Happy day and not worry about being a year older...

OK I'm twenty something and I'm worried about what's gonna happen to my life now. Thinking about responsibilities and maturity scares the bones out of me...




My Birthday thoughts

1. I definitely need a love life. The one who would love me like I love him.
2. I need to start looking for a day job...
3. For some reasons I felt like I'm so Empty Inside, but don't try to fix me, I'm not broken.
4. Many People asked me why I spell b*tch like betch. Well Hello, Bisaya version kaya na.. and I'm not stupid. I also use that word not in an offensive or cursing kind of way and for me it means HOTTIE, or, awesome and so on...


So thats it...

TTYS
BYE

Friday, January 02, 2009

My NEW Year's Resolution

As a New Year Tradition, people makes a list of stuffs they want to accomplish for the rest of the year.. Well here's mine a brief and simple statement that says a lot about me...



MORE HAIR, LESS FAT.


and that's it...


Coz the crazy things I'll do to get that, might just surprise you...


TTYS

Bye