Sunday, December 16, 2012

30 Things To Do Before I'm 30

I am in my mid-20's now. I think its about time I post something like this. Something to achieve before I get 30. So yeah. Feel free to close the tabs if you don't like the things you're reading.

1. Get my hair jacked Rihanna style.
2. Lose a lot of weight.
3. Go to Paris France to put a lock on Siene Bridge and

4. Go to Disney World with my friends.
5. Watch the sunset in Santorini, Greece.
6. Hug a Koala.
7. Learn how to surf.
8. Watch Beyonce in concert.
9. See the Maria Christina Falls.
10. Go to Sagada.
11. Walk in the Walk of Faith in China.
12. See a real Camel Toe.
13. See the Northern Lights.
14. See a Ramboutan Tree.
15. Learn to wash my own clothes. (learning)
16. Have my own clothing line.
17. Tweeted by someone Famous.

18. Have a one on one sit down with Kourtney Kardashian.
19. Get lost in Times Square.
20. Visit Baguio.
21. Ride a Hot Air Balloon.
22. Learn how to ride a Glider.
23. Become a Fire fighter.
24. Get to touch a real Cherry Blossom.
25. Have a tattoo.
26. Spend a Night in an Igloo.
27. Meet 2ne1.
28. Watch SHOWTIME live.
29. Learn how to drive a car.
30. Meet my all time favorite ELLEN DEGENERES in person.


I will be updating this from time to time and see how many things I've accomplished before I hit the big 3-0.

3 comments :

  1. Hello! These are such amazing goals but I would just like to clear some few things before I go on my way. Firstly, its "lose" and not "loose", you lose weight and then you get loose skin, get it? Second, a camel toe is an outline of a female's labia majora and seriously, you can just ask one of your friends for you to see that or to make things quicker, just kindly ask your momma. Third, koalas are heavily protected in sanctuaries and I doubt that any person could go near it but quite frankly, the real question is, if the koalas would allow a person like you (who looks somewhat like a wombat, btw) to hug them. Another, bitch you're too heavy for a glider to carry, it would break off as soon as you put your fucking weight in it. And probably same with hot air balloons, it would burst out before it fucking takes you anywhere, in this case, definitely down. And yes, you'd probably make a great fire fighter, they'd just probably roll you out on the flames to smother the fires out with your body. And lastly, igloos serve as shelter to provide warmth to eskimos and honestly bitch with a body like that, you don't need a fucking igloo, you probably have 10 layers of skin, you're a fucking walking-talking igloo yourself! How amazing is that! The penguins would probably die out of cold before a walrus like you even begin to feel that it's snowing. Sorry! That's all so far. I hope you learned a lot and I hope you're not offended. Keep writing! I'll be patiently reading. XOXO

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    1. and You have to post this twice.. BASIC very BASIC

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  2. Hello! These are such amazing goals but I would just like to clear some few things before I go on my way. Firstly, its "lose" and not "loose", you lose weight and then you get loose skin, get it? Second, a camel toe is an outline of a female's labia majora and seriously, you can just ask one of your friends for you to see that or to make things quicker, just kindly ask your momma. Third, koalas are heavily protected in sanctuaries and I doubt that any person could go near it but quite frankly, the real question is, if the koalas would allow a person like you (who looks somewhat like a wombat, btw) to hug them. Another, bitch you're too heavy for a glider to carry, it would break off as soon as you put your fucking weight in it. And probably same with hot air balloons, it would burst out before it fucking takes you anywhere, in this case, definitely down. And yes, you'd probably make a great fire fighter, they'd just probably roll you out on the flames to smother the fires out with your body. And lastly, igloos serve as shelter to provide warmth to eskimos and honestly bitch with a body like that, you don't need a fucking igloo, you probably have 10 layers of skin, you're a fucking walking-talking igloo yourself! How amazing is that! The penguins would probably die out of cold before a walrus like you even begin to feel that it's snowing. Sorry! That's all so far. I hope you learned a lot and I hope you're not offended. Keep writing! I'll be patiently reading. XOXO

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