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Mean Comments

Saturday, December 06, 2014



I don't really give my fifty shades of crap when it comes to mean comments. I am used to it but tonight I am so bored. I'm wasting my time on this.


1. You were right. It's lose and not loose. I am sorry. English is my fourth language and I am currently learning my fifth. In your case I think you speak three. 1. Very good english. 2 maybe a little spanish. And 3. Major bullsh*t. So please let my mistakes slide.

2. I know what a female genitalia looks like. You don't have to paint me a very nasty picture.

3. I never knew that about koalas. Seriously wombats? I haven't seen one also but I think they are beautiful because God didn't make anything ugly. Well maybe you!

4. If a glider can't carry my weight maybe it's a cheap glider. With my body, nothing should come cheap right?

5. Thank you for your contribution on how to put out fire. Did you learn that at home or in school? You deserve a Nobel prize. Very smart I never thought about it til you point it out.

6. You really know a lot of animals. You must be one hell of an animal yourself. BTW, my niece thinks I'm a whale so I would take walrus as a compliment coz it is much smaller.

7. The last time I checked, beauty had no weight limit and that number on the scale tells how better my life is compared to those people who are fat shaming me. I'm still fabulous and fat you don't have to remind me by pointing it out. I know I am beautiful.

8. You talked about my mom. Don't worry about her she taught me manners in which your mom failed to teach you. If you are here I will give you 5 thousand dollars. Maybe you can go to a high class  school maybe there they can teach you what you didn't learn at home: GOOD MANNERS.

9. You may have better body than me. You may speak/know english better than me but deep inside this 10 layers of fat is a far more better person than you. 

Get a life. Thank you!


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